Pre- I live with the devil's wife

LUMIDEE you have spoken wisely. Before i continue to part 2 of I live with the Devil's wife, i might as well talk about the pre......... I came to this conclusion of her being the devil's wife last nite. I'm sorry but my recent experience with her does indeed bother me and i honestly do not think she's ok. But i'll get to that. When u're ugly inside- no matter how pretty you r- u become ugly on the outside. ur behaviour overrides the beauty- i reckon.

So my emphasis on her single status and her following pastor. I'm sorry- as a protocol member u follow pastor on Sundays and Tuesdays (Bible study) ONLY. Thank God i know what it means to be a worker. Other evenings- she's at home. So that busy story- is a load of BS. I work 8-5, she works 9-5, so where she comes off insinuating that she's too busy and i'm the jobless one- is beyond me. As for her being single- thank God me sef dey single so i know there is no bobo taking up her time- we both dey house. Her emphasizing that she's in protocol doesnt move me. And so what if she is? If she likes- let her sleep for Pastor house. I really don't get why she goes on and on about it- am i meant to bloody pat on her back?

Now what brought about her email........ Now those of u who are Landlords in Yankee, pls help me out here o. Cos u know what ur responsibilities are and the importance of reading the law and giving the ordinance to ur tenant when lease is signed. I was nice enof to tell her to get the ordinance- but her response- she cant be bothered as she's too busy. Before a tenat moves into ur property, u make sure all appliances/utilities are working-right? Before i moved in she intensionally didnt tell me that the central air wasnt working in my room. So essentially when winter comes- no heating for me- but its summer now- will cross that bridge when the time comes. According to her- i shld leave my room door open so air coming from the 1st floor will reach the 3rd floor and she'll get the builder to come and take a look. OK????

The post box lock has always had issues which i told her- so a few days prior to the email the key had gotten stuck in the key hole- which i had to take the lock out in order for my keys to come out. I reported the situation to her verbally. So when she came in- few mins after me- she goes on to tell me that she's buying a new lock to the letter box and she'll be taking it out of my deposit. I no talk- wetin i fit do? Just put am for body- nah? So i go on to tell her that i went to see the 2nd hand AC's she gave me $50 for. After all- she's busy and me i no get work. This is something we cld have done together btw- after all I'm her roommates- not her assistant for her to delegate her responsibilities (as a Landlord) to. So i tell her- the 2nd hand AC's i'm seeing are bad that it looks like she'll have to get new one- and infact i've contacted a friend who can hook us up with a discount- add money to it and i'll go pick it up.

She goes on to tell me that she isn't buying a new AC as she did not budget for it- afterall i have a fan. AAAAAaaaaaah e gba mi!!! If any of u have lived in an attic- u'd understand how hot it is. Now the central AC gets everywhere in the house except for my room/attic. Anyway, after going back and furth she agrees to buy AC but she can't install it- and advices me to get one of my friends to come and install it and also fix the lock. AAAAAAaaaa e gb mi! Sey wetin, se pe my friend(s) have now become her houseboys? See me thinking me and her will do it together. My bad, i forgot- she's VERY busy.

Anyway, when she got home I was in the kitchen and had just started cooking- so i put on the AC. Few mins after our conversation she sends me a text from her room saying I shld not touch the AC going ffwd as she has programmed it. It's kuku her AC and I live there free of charge right?

Then there were very petty little things e.g. There was a time i was in the kitchen and i needed hot water. Obviously to get hot water- u have to leave the water to run. This babe decides to shut the water. I no talk. After all i dey live for en house free of charge abi?

Then i couldnt understand why she felt she had the rights to go into my room whenever i was not there without notifying me. I mean the day i moved in- she put a lock on her room door and a storage room- i no fit blame am cos if u see me- i do look like a thief. Afterall na green passport wey i get- so i fit steal her GC/blue pali. I could be a theif. And she had this habbit of moving my stuff! WHY!!?? How am i suppose to know there is an invisible line on the counter top that i cannot cross. How am I suppose to know that only her can put stuff on the fridge. How was I suppose to know I cant put my food stuff on a particular tray in the fridge?

And I couldnt understand why she got pissed becos i wanted my own LCD in my room and not in the living room.

Those of u that have vonage- know how it works. My rent includes landline but phone no dey work for my room and I need landline cos that is the number i use for my job search. Cant exactly be talking to recruiters on my cell at work. And i explained to her to let me pls plug my vonage into the internet box- wahala!!! Babe has something similar to vonage- so........she knows how it works.

When we orally agreed on rent- we agreed it'll include everything. I get the lease and she's included that if her utilities are higher than her current bills- i'll be responsible. aaaaahhhhhhh- LOL!!! Actually i just simply told her, and i quote "Don't let me lie to you, I will not pay you outside the $700 we agreed on". And my fellow blogsville- notin she fit do- let her take me to court over bills.

With all this- i kept quiet. I dey look like mumu. But with her email..........OMD!!!!!!! Thats was it!!! Look if person dey do like mumu, one shldnt continuously take the piss out of them. I have a reason why initially kept quiet. But i'm sorry- there's a limit to what I can take.

As for my room- i didnt even say anything- i put a lock on it tonite. There was no need for story story. Will she now go into my room after i head out to work in the mornings?

With the sort of person I am, i do not judge people based on what others say- I judge them based on my personal experience with them- but this is one situation where i wish i had listened to what others (my friends in Protocol of her Church) had said.