Maintain Healthy Mind and Body

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In
> Your Parked Car With
> Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
>
> See If They Slow Down.
>
> 2. On all your check stubs
> stubs, write ' For Marijuana
>
> 3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you
> get.
>
> 4. Order a Diet Water
> whenever you go out to eat,with a serious face.
>
> 5. Sing Along At The Opera.
>
> 6. When The Money
> Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!
> I Won!'
>
>
> 7. When Leaving the Zoo,
> Start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives!
> They're Loose!'
>
> 8. Tell
> Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy,
>
> We are Going To Have To Let One Of
> You Go.'
>
> And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
>
> 9. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND
> ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.