This Coochie is Out of Business!!

......and how BB almost did emotional 419 on me, chop some Tigeress coochie and put me on “is coming”. Ok, maybe I slightly exaggerated on the chopping and posting bit, but by the end of this my post- I’m sure you’ll reason with me.

My fellow bloggers. My fellow bloggers who truly love me- e jo, a ba mi ke Halleluyah meta! Hallelu, Hallelu, Hallelu!!! E ba mi yin Oluwa lo’go! Ogoooooooo! (Translation: please help me shout three Halleluyahs). LMHO!!!

I’ve always heard rumors of cowboys sitting amongst us in the Church congregation. In fact they tend to be workers in the house of God. Anyway, make I no yarn too much jare. Sha BB is his name. BB went to the same secondary school as I did but we didn’t know each other then. But we bumped into each other in his church here in the US last year but I never did pay much attention as dude isn’t my type physically plus pretty boys tend to be jerks- so I tend to shut down. Anyway, BB comes into my hood and we decide to hang out. And make I no front- I really enjoyed his company and his gist etc- and I was surprised that he wasn’t chatting smack. We even talked about his family, his poetry- which he recited a few for me (which btw he’s rather talented) and spoke about his last relationship. A relationship he claims he was in for about 8 years but they broke up 3 years ago due to her being a bit violent. LMHO!!!! Sorry, but I just realized who’s relationship he was actually talking about here. Anyway as I was saying- he even said it was hard getting over it blah blah blah yawn yawn yawn. Me I no get relationship story give am- as u all know- I’m a professional single girl. Lwkmd!!!! We even spoke about being a Christian and how hard it was being ‘good’. According to him- he’d been celibate for 3 years. LOL!! I won't lie me I laughed out loud when he told me that- se pe na me bi mugun biko? Me sef wey I be babe- I never celibate reach 3 years- sey wetin? But I let that bs talk slide- I thot it was hilarious plus I liked the boy. Anyway we did kiss. Hehehehehe. And it wasn’t bad at all. Ok, my loins didn’t react but it was still nice- then again e don teeeeey since I had a proper snog. But I noticed that for a dude who is celibate that he was rather hands on. So I’m thinking eerrrrrrrr……..dude seriously? Haven't u seen the sign on my head “This Coochie is Out of Business Till Further Notice”. Not only is it closed for business, but 2nd base (even with clothes on) is even restricted from ALL except for a selected few such as………… ok, no one at the moment. But I didn’t read meaning into all of this cos no bi man? Men are always on the go- right?

Enof story story gon sef. Dude apparently got engaged May 2009. LWKMD!!! Ok even tho I’m angry…….with myself for not seeing thru him- u must admit it is hilarious. My friend JJ and I were cracking up about it yesterday. Cos what if I was one nonsense horny babe and had shagged him and the sex was crap? Or his prick was small? I would have been kicking myself on my behind for months to come.

So once again my fellow bloggers, help me shout 3 Halleluyahs that I did not fall victim to such 419 o. Imagine at this old age of mine that some dude will be trying to do 419 for me? Something that should have happened when I was 20.

Please my fellow bloggers- this isn’t that serious o. “Yawl’ know how quick I am in deleting unnecessary sympathetic comments. I don warn una.

And o yeah, how I found out…..story- the most important thing is that IT IS true. But how did I react? I just sent him text saying we should stop talking (i.e being friends) and that I’m sure he’ll understand. Personally there wasn’t any point flogging the issue with him. What is there to discuss? I’m sure he figured it out that I know and the boy get sense small so he won't call me again and vice versa. Plus i don delete am from my FB/phone. There is no need for story story jare. Such is life.

The ‘wait’ still continues………

FYI...this is gist fresh out of the pot. hehehehe