Lights,Toy......and Little Jabu

The Lights !!! The Toy...The Kids
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There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. 'You impotent pig ,' She screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself! 'The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:'I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids.
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Little Jabu
For a while Jabu walked into class every morning with a black eye.

After a while his teacher got worried and asked him about it.

Jabu's answer was:Our house is very small miss. Me, my mother and my father, we sleep in thesame bed. Every night my father asks, 'Jabu are you sleeping? 'Then I say 'no' and then he punches me and gives me a black eye.

"So the teacher says to him, "When your father asks again, keep dead quiet and don't answer".

The following week Jabu comes to school and his eye is fine, so theteacher breathes a sigh of relief but the next week after that Jabu comes backwith a black eye again.

"My goodness Jabu, why the black eye again?

"He tells her: "Mam, Dad asked me again... 'Jabu are you sleeping? .. . and I shut up and kept dead still. Then my father and my mother started doing... you know, ... 'IT'On the bed.

Then my father asks my mother: 'Are you coming?'

Then my mom says, 'Yes I'm coming, are you coming too?' and my dad answered ... 'Yes'Not wanting to get left behind, I also answered and said 'wait for me, I'm also coming, let me just put on my shoes! 'AND THAT'S WHEN I WAS HIT BY MY FATHER AGAIN!!!"

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