Baby-making, Randoms and Meme

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Right now, i am SOOOOOO loving this song. I am so feeling this baby-making song by my baby- Usher Raymond- Can u handle it? I would love to have a good shag to this song. Hehehehe!! For some strange reason when i listen to this song- i think of shagging FRO (My le-le tendencies ). But yawl need not worry NOT GONNA happen!!!

So an awkward moment happened today. I'm in Chi for a few things- bumped into Ola (My ex is getting married! ) and his fiance- we literally walked into Church together. It was awkward cos i cldnt say hi to him properly as his babe has issues with me- something that still baffles me. Didnt want to get him into trouble. Imagine if she found out that he was still webcaming me about a month ago- she'll go bolistic. Dude didnt even tell me he was engaged- talk less getting married (but he wasn't hitting on me o, we were just gisting as usual). When i found out- i sent him a text congratulating him- deleted him off my msn (ma ko ba mi i.e. don't get me into trouble)- and deleted him off my FB. I kuku have too many folks on my friends list.

Another dry gist. Youngins just bought a place and rumor has it that his baby-mama and daughter is moving in. I know you guys wont see where i'm coming from. But right now i REALLY REALLY thank God that i saw the red flags. I thank God that i didn't get myself in the love triangle cos what wld have happened to me? Dude wld have dumped my ass to play happy family?

Now as for FB- i'm in the habit of updating my status regularly- with hidden messages to certain people. And being the guffy type of person i am- i joke around. But some retarded individuals have decided by reading my status and going thru pictures that they know Tigeress. And not only that- Tigeress puts too much info out there. E gba mi. Let me give u an example. I recently said " Of to work I go- lay offs, lay offs". Now as u all know UBS is in the process of laying 9000 folks off. But my status in no shape or form indicate that I am concerned about my job. Infact I am not as my contract just got renewed last week. But some of my fellow nosely jobless Nigerians felt the need to comfort me. hisssssssss!!!! As if if i was scared of losing my job- it's on FB that i'll share it, abi? Anyway I've had individuals in the last few weeks approach 2 of my close friends to tell me that I put too much information on FB/status. One wld think i talk about my menstral circle, or the good head i received last nite (which ISN'T the case o!) or the fact i just did a number 2. My response to them- they need to stop stalking my page cos i sure as hell dont stalk theirs.

And I'm totally feeling crappy. Soar throat, cold, aching joints etc. But i took the flu shot naow!

8 Crazy MEME's

8 things i look forward to:

1. Getting my 6digit dream job
2. Having kids
3. Moving back to Naija
4. Getting married/having a good marriage
5. Helping the poor/ orphanage
6. Seeing my little cousins- i love them to bits
7. Meeting my dad for the 1st time in like 21 years
8. My 30th which btw is Aug 21st. I shall be accepting gifts starting May 1st. Dante sweety do take note. XXXX

8 things i did yesterday:

1. I travelled on a plane
2. Talked on the phone
3. Watched TV
4. Read my Bible
5. Prayed
6. Gisted
7. Hugged a friend
8. Ate/Drank

8 shows i watch

1. Heroes
2. Weeds
3. Medium
4. Game
5. Private Practice
6. Desperate House Wives
7. Everybody Hates Chris
8. Nip/Tuck

Sorry guys but 1st spot is actually saved for Quaggar. :) I was chatting to him just before putting this up. But he had to go to bed. So he's shouting FIRST!!!!